Narnia. 26.
Spanish & English friendly blog.
I ship Everyone/Everyone. Mostly Puckurt and Smysky (Sebastian/Dave) and Kurtbastian tho.
I draw a lot of silly stuff and some porn.
THIS IS A NSFW BLOG. So you might find some porn at times. Beware.
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Posted on Friday, 1 June
Switzerland does underwear ads RIGHT.
I like the guy who was just in the mirror concerned about himself like, “I’m the most the beautiful bitch here so whatever, I’ll have some of you later.”
*insert “That’s a Penis” gif here*
Which Kink meme where they trolling…
Cause this really feels like watching a fic…
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“My life at this point is like very old coffee-cup sediment…”
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Semi-realistic Eye tutorial. Hope you guys find it useful ^^. and here’s the step-by-step in GIF:
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i have been staring at this for like ten minutes looking at all the little details
like how her fingers curl just a tiny bit after she looks
and the way the light changes on her dress
and just ;aldkfnab;efka beautiful animation
how she breathes
how her mouth opens
how her locket falls down and then to the side
how her clothers show that there’s so many other layers under it.
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I am the left brain. I am a scientist. A mathematician. I love the familiar. I categorize. I am accurate. Linear. Analytical. Strategic. I am practical. Always in control. A master of words and language. Realistic. I calculate questions and play with numbers. I am order. I am logic. I know exactly who I am.
I am the right brain. I am creativity. A free spirit. I am passion. Yearning. Sensuality. I am the sound of roaring laughter. I am taste. The feeling of sand beneath bare feet. I am movement. Vivid colors. I am the urge to paint on an empty canvas. I am boundless imagination. Art. Poetry. I sense. I feel. I am everything I wanted to be.
I am a lucky human being, who owns both sides.
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Posted on Friday, 1 June
I bought headphones!!!!!
I loveeeeeee them.
Also, guess what’s my favorite color (purple)
i love
your
face
GOD
My face is awesome, I know. But thanks
(I have the most pinchable cheeks ever XD)
Posted on Friday, 1 June
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
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idk why but I burst out laughing every time I see this video
gapes at screen with open mouth
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”
“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”
“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”
The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.
The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.
“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.
It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.
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You know Shweta’s going to great lengths not to do her paper when she writes a tragic OTP for a telephone wire and a tree branch.
I’m going to now creep out as discreetly as possible and try to write my paper. Or something.
Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?
And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.
When people ask me ‘what is tumblr?’ I am going to point to this post.
omg the best part tho? the fic was actually well written.
I’m laughing so hard I’m pretty sure my roommate is about to call 911.
#otp: catch me i’m falling
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Posted on Friday, 1 June
I bought headphones!!!!!
I loveeeeeee them.
Also, guess what’s my favorite color (purple)
Posted on Friday, 1 June
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg.^^^^
Looks like you got a friend in you.
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